Yo Momma So Fat Jokes Continues...

Yo momma so fat to her, "light food," means under 4 Tons

Yo momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals

Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ

Yo momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development

Yo momma so fat she won, "Miss Bessie the Cow 94."

Yo momma so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she’d have to take his word for it

Yo momma so fat when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'

Yo momma so fat she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it

Yo momma so fat folk exercise by jogging around her

Yo momma so fat when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time

Yo momma so fat she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy

Yo momma so fat she make Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie

Yo momma so fat NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer

Yo momma so fat she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm

Yo momma so fat small objects orbit her

Yo momma so fat she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic

Yo momma so fat when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips

Yo momma so fat when she farted she launched herself into orbit

Yo momma so fat she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her...behind Mount Everest

Yo momma so fat when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol

Yo momma so fat she could be the eighth continent

Yo momma so fat she nearly put Safeway out of business

Yo momma so fat the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity

Yo momma so fat her graduation photo was an aerial

Yo momma so fat when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball

Yo momma so fat she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic

Yo momma so fat her fave food is seconds

Yo momma so fat her belt size is Equator

Yo momma so fat she eats Desert out of a Trash Can lid

Yo momma so fat she wears an 'X' jacket and Copters attempt to land on her

Yo Momma Part 3

Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!

Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!

Yo momma so fat her blood type is ragu.

Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping

Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets

Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas

Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her

Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whoelband skips

Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones

Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through

Yo momma so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps

Yo momma so fat that she can't tie her own shoes

Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs

Yo momma so fat she can't reach her back pocket

Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn-X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back

Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth

Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures

Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard

Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles

Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl

Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it

Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"

Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow

Yo momma so fat she uses I-95 for a Slip 'n Slide

Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks

Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts

Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet

Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship

Yo momma so fat she accidently got a 757 caught in her teeth

Yo Momma soo FAT!! Part 2

Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.  

Yo momma so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway.

Yo momma so fat I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of her!

Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.

Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear, "Caution! Wide Turn."

Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read, "One at a time, please."

Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!

Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...

Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.

Yo momma so fat , her legs are like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the good side!

Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose

Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!

Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!

Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!

Yo momma so fat her belly button's got an echo

Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!

Yo momma so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock

Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out

Punchlines that ....Yo Momma so FAT!

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Yo momma so fat her waist size is equator!

Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!

Yo momma so fat shes on both sides of the family.

Yo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!

Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Yo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!

Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued."

Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo momma so fat we're in her right now.

Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.

Yo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.

Yo mamma so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off her

Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.

Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling, "Free Willy!"

Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo momma so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay!"

Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say, "Taxi!"

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Punchlines that...NEVER MIND!!! Yo Momma!

YO MOMMA SO STUPID JOKES

Yo momma so stupid she studied for a drug test!

Yo momma so stupid, she thought, "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink

Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved

Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order

Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone

Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money

Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight

Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund

Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept

Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put, "O.K."

Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread

Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners

Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch

Yo momma so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home

Yo momma so stupid she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain

Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

Yo momma so stupid she told everyone that she was, "Illegitiment" because she couldn't read

Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ

Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice

Yo momma so stupid she asked you, "What is the number for 911?"

Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out

Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl

Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back

Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train

Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?" she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."

Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif

Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean

Punchlines that can end your life. Part 3!

Yo momma so ugly The NHL banned her for life
Yo momma so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie face down
Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars
Yo momma so ugly they gave her a middle name...'accident'
Yo momma so ugly they knew what time she was born cuz her face stopped the clock
Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies
Yo momma so ugly when I last saw a mouth like hers, it had a hook in it
Yo momma so ugly when I took her to a haunted house she came out with a paycheck
Yo momma so ugly when she gets up, the sun goes down
Yo momma so ugly when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming
Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo momma so ugly when she went to Taco Bell everyone ran for the border
Yo momma so ugly when the terminator said "I'll be back" he left running
Yo momma so ugly when they took her to a beautician, it took 12 hours for a quote

THE END!!

Do well to check the SHOP!!

Punchlines that can end your life Part 2

CONTINUING...

"YO MOMMA SO UGLY JOKES"

Yo momma so ugly roaches go "Hi mom!"

Yo momma so ugly she can look up a camel's butt and scare the hump off of it

Yo momma so ugly she climbed the ugly ladder and didn't miss a step

Yo momma so ugly she could only be Yo mama

Yo momma so ugly she could scare the flies off a shit wagon

Yo momma so ugly she didn't get hit with the ugly stick, she got hit with the ugly log

Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween

Yo momma so ugly she gives Freddy Kreuger nightmares

Yo momma so ugly she has 7 years bad luck just trying to look at herself in the mirror

Yo momma so ugly she has a sign in her yard that says "Beware of Dog."

Yo momma so ugly she has to creep up on her makeup

Yo momma so ugly she has to creep up on water to get a drink

Yo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow

Yo momma so ugly she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning

Yo momma so ugly she looks like she's been in a dryer filled with rocks

Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry

Yo momma so ugly she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt

Yo momma so ugly she makes blind children cry

Yo momma so ugly she scared the stitches off Frankenstein

Yo momma so ugly she scares roaches away

Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back

Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

Yo momma so ugly she'd scare the monster out of Loch Ness

Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were a crime, she’d get the electric chair

Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were an Olympic event, she would be the dream team

Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her

Yo momma so ugly that you father takes her to work with him, just so he doesn't have to kiss her good-bye

Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday

Yo momma so ugly the kids call her Lassie and feed her biscuits

Yo momma so ugly the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it

Punchlines that can end your life!

Hi people,

How has your week been? Well, I started my week with....


(PAUSE...WE NOW INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM TO BRING YOU "YO MOMMA SO UGLY JOKES")


Yo momma so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with an application
Yo momma so ugly and fat, Greenpeace mistook her for an endangered elephant
Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her
Yo momma so ugly even the elephant man paid to see her
Yo momma so ugly even the tide won't take her out
Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone
Yo momma so ugly her dentist treats her by mail-order
Yo momma so ugly her face is closed on weekends
Yo momma so ugly her face was on fire and I had to use a snow shovel to put it out
Yo momma so ugly her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo momma so ugly her parents had to feed her with a slingshot
Yo momma so ugly her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel
Yo momma so ugly her pillow cries at night
Yo momma so ugly her shadow gave up
Yo momma so ugly hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats
Yo momma so ugly I can't even make a joke out of it
Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound
Yo momma so ugly I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back.
Yo momma so ugly if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away
Yo momma so ugly if ugly were bricks, she'd have her own projects
Yo momma so ugly if you looked up ugly in the dictionary her picture would be next to it
Yo momma so ugly it looks like she got hit with a hot sack of nickels
Yo momma so ugly it looks like she ran the 100 yard dash in a 90 yard gym
Yo momma so ugly it looks like she's been bobbing for french fries
Yo momma so ugly my dog took one look at her and ran away
Yo momma so ugly people at the circus pay money not to see her
Yo momma so ugly people at the Zoo pay cash so they DON't have to see her
Yo momma so ugly people go as her for Halloween
Yo momma so ugly people hang her picture in their cars so their radios don't get stolen

      NOW GET OUTTA HERE!!!!!!

Punchlines that give you black eyes O_0 Part 3

My punchlines give you black eyes like..like go kill yourself...7 pounds
I've been to hell and back..and made it back fine
black diamonds killing em ..black on black crime
Now can I live and if I can..can I live it up?
Imma squeeze life just enough to fill a cup

Check out these ridiculous pics I found on the web LMAO!!!

Punchlines that give you black eyes O_0 Part 2

I stepped on a flower, foot on the petal, good wasn't home, so I set off for better, I'm on my way to get it but 'get it' got shot, so I guess I gotta work with the little bit I got!
              NOW I'M LIKE HEY!, I LIKE THE VIEW FROM HERE
Check it out!

Look at these ridiculous pictures I found on the web

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Don't mind this one

Watch this 13 sec video, a man set flying out of a car in an accident Click here

Punchlines that give you black eyes O_0

This Blog ain't for NERDS!!   

Nah..who am I kidding!? 

Everybody's Welcome To

''Humour Me With Punchlines"                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             (Too awesome for a title don't you think?)

The Topic for the week is written above "Punchlines that give you black eyes O_0 ". But since I just started this weblog, I would like to brief my audience on the type of post to be expecting here(Do I sound too formal? do well to comment).I don't talk much so I don't write much.