Yo momma so fat to her, "light food," means under 4 Tons
Yo momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ
Yo momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development
Yo momma so fat she won, "Miss Bessie the Cow 94."
Yo momma so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she’d have to take his word for it
Yo momma so fat when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'
Yo momma so fat she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it
Yo momma so fat folk exercise by jogging around her
Yo momma so fat when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time
Yo momma so fat she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy
Yo momma so fat she make Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie
Yo momma so fat NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer
Yo momma so fat she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm
Yo momma so fat small objects orbit her
Yo momma so fat she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic
Yo momma so fat when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips
Yo momma so fat when she farted she launched herself into orbit
Yo momma so fat she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her...behind Mount Everest
Yo momma so fat when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol
Yo momma so fat she could be the eighth continent
Yo momma so fat she nearly put Safeway out of business
Yo momma so fat the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity
Yo momma so fat her graduation photo was an aerial
Yo momma so fat when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball
Yo momma so fat she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic
Yo momma so fat her fave food is seconds
Yo momma so fat her belt size is Equator
Yo momma so fat she eats Desert out of a Trash Can lid
Yo momma so fat she wears an 'X' jacket and Copters attempt to land on her
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