Punchlines that can end your life. Part 3!

Yo momma so ugly The NHL banned her for life
Yo momma so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie face down
Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars
Yo momma so ugly they gave her a middle name...'accident'
Yo momma so ugly they knew what time she was born cuz her face stopped the clock
Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies
Yo momma so ugly when I last saw a mouth like hers, it had a hook in it
Yo momma so ugly when I took her to a haunted house she came out with a paycheck
Yo momma so ugly when she gets up, the sun goes down
Yo momma so ugly when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming
Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo momma so ugly when she went to Taco Bell everyone ran for the border
Yo momma so ugly when the terminator said "I'll be back" he left running
Yo momma so ugly when they took her to a beautician, it took 12 hours for a quote

THE END!!

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Punchlines that can end your life Part 2

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"YO MOMMA SO UGLY JOKES"

Yo momma so ugly roaches go "Hi mom!"

Yo momma so ugly she can look up a camel's butt and scare the hump off of it

Yo momma so ugly she climbed the ugly ladder and didn't miss a step

Yo momma so ugly she could only be Yo mama

Yo momma so ugly she could scare the flies off a shit wagon

Yo momma so ugly she didn't get hit with the ugly stick, she got hit with the ugly log

Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween

Yo momma so ugly she gives Freddy Kreuger nightmares

Yo momma so ugly she has 7 years bad luck just trying to look at herself in the mirror

Yo momma so ugly she has a sign in her yard that says "Beware of Dog."

Yo momma so ugly she has to creep up on her makeup

Yo momma so ugly she has to creep up on water to get a drink

Yo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow

Yo momma so ugly she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning

Yo momma so ugly she looks like she's been in a dryer filled with rocks

Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry

Yo momma so ugly she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt

Yo momma so ugly she makes blind children cry

Yo momma so ugly she scared the stitches off Frankenstein

Yo momma so ugly she scares roaches away

Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back

Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

Yo momma so ugly she'd scare the monster out of Loch Ness

Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were a crime, she’d get the electric chair

Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were an Olympic event, she would be the dream team

Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her

Yo momma so ugly that you father takes her to work with him, just so he doesn't have to kiss her good-bye

Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday

Yo momma so ugly the kids call her Lassie and feed her biscuits

Yo momma so ugly the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it