Punchlines that can end your life. Part 3!

Yo momma so ugly The NHL banned her for life
Yo momma so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie face down
Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars
Yo momma so ugly they gave her a middle name...'accident'
Yo momma so ugly they knew what time she was born cuz her face stopped the clock
Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies
Yo momma so ugly when I last saw a mouth like hers, it had a hook in it
Yo momma so ugly when I took her to a haunted house she came out with a paycheck
Yo momma so ugly when she gets up, the sun goes down
Yo momma so ugly when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming
Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo momma so ugly when she went to Taco Bell everyone ran for the border
Yo momma so ugly when the terminator said "I'll be back" he left running
Yo momma so ugly when they took her to a beautician, it took 12 hours for a quote

THE END!!

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