YO MOMMA SO STUPID JOKES
Yo momma so stupid she studied for a drug test!
Yo momma so stupid, she thought, "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink
Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order
Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone
Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put, "O.K."
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread
Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch
Yo momma so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home
Yo momma so stupid she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain
Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo momma so stupid she told everyone that she was, "Illegitiment" because she couldn't read
Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ
Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice
Yo momma so stupid she asked you, "What is the number for 911?"
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back
Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train
Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?" she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif
Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean
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