Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo momma so fat her blood type is ragu.
Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets
Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas
Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her
Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whoelband skips
Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones
Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
Yo momma so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps
Yo momma so fat that she can't tie her own shoes
Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs
Yo momma so fat she can't reach her back pocket
Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn-X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back
Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard
Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles
Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl
Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it
Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow
Yo momma so fat she uses I-95 for a Slip 'n Slide
Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks
Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts
Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet
Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship
Yo momma so fat she accidently got a 757 caught in her teeth
