"YO MOMMA SO UGLY JOKES"
Yo momma so ugly roaches go "Hi mom!"
Yo momma so ugly she can look up a camel's butt and scare the hump off of it
Yo momma so ugly she climbed the ugly ladder and didn't miss a step
Yo momma so ugly she could only be Yo mama
Yo momma so ugly she could scare the flies off a shit wagon
Yo momma so ugly she didn't get hit with the ugly stick, she got hit with the ugly log
Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween
Yo momma so ugly she gives Freddy Kreuger nightmares
Yo momma so ugly she has 7 years bad luck just trying to look at herself in the mirror
Yo momma so ugly she has a sign in her yard that says "Beware of Dog."
Yo momma so ugly she has to creep up on her makeup
Yo momma so ugly she has to creep up on water to get a drink
Yo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow
Yo momma so ugly she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning
Yo momma so ugly she looks like she's been in a dryer filled with rocks
Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry
Yo momma so ugly she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt
Yo momma so ugly she makes blind children cry
Yo momma so ugly she scared the stitches off Frankenstein
Yo momma so ugly she scares roaches away
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back
Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo momma so ugly she'd scare the monster out of Loch Ness
Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were a crime, she’d get the electric chair
Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were an Olympic event, she would be the dream team
Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her
Yo momma so ugly that you father takes her to work with him, just so he doesn't have to kiss her good-bye
Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday
Yo momma so ugly the kids call her Lassie and feed her biscuits
Yo momma so ugly the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it
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