Punchlines that...NEVER MIND!!! Yo Momma!

YO MOMMA SO STUPID JOKES

Yo momma so stupid she studied for a drug test!

Yo momma so stupid, she thought, "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink

Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved

Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order

Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone

Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money

Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight

Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund

Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept

Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put, "O.K."

Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread

Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners

Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch

Yo momma so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home

Yo momma so stupid she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain

Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

Yo momma so stupid she told everyone that she was, "Illegitiment" because she couldn't read

Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ

Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice

Yo momma so stupid she asked you, "What is the number for 911?"

Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out

Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl

Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back

Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train

Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?" she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."

Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif

Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean

Punchlines that can end your life. Part 3!

Yo momma so ugly The NHL banned her for life
Yo momma so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie face down
Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars
Yo momma so ugly they gave her a middle name...'accident'
Yo momma so ugly they knew what time she was born cuz her face stopped the clock
Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies
Yo momma so ugly when I last saw a mouth like hers, it had a hook in it
Yo momma so ugly when I took her to a haunted house she came out with a paycheck
Yo momma so ugly when she gets up, the sun goes down
Yo momma so ugly when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming
Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo momma so ugly when she went to Taco Bell everyone ran for the border
Yo momma so ugly when the terminator said "I'll be back" he left running
Yo momma so ugly when they took her to a beautician, it took 12 hours for a quote

THE END!!

Do well to check the SHOP!!

Punchlines that can end your life Part 2

CONTINUING...

"YO MOMMA SO UGLY JOKES"

Yo momma so ugly roaches go "Hi mom!"

Yo momma so ugly she can look up a camel's butt and scare the hump off of it

Yo momma so ugly she climbed the ugly ladder and didn't miss a step

Yo momma so ugly she could only be Yo mama

Yo momma so ugly she could scare the flies off a shit wagon

Yo momma so ugly she didn't get hit with the ugly stick, she got hit with the ugly log

Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween

Yo momma so ugly she gives Freddy Kreuger nightmares

Yo momma so ugly she has 7 years bad luck just trying to look at herself in the mirror

Yo momma so ugly she has a sign in her yard that says "Beware of Dog."

Yo momma so ugly she has to creep up on her makeup

Yo momma so ugly she has to creep up on water to get a drink

Yo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow

Yo momma so ugly she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning

Yo momma so ugly she looks like she's been in a dryer filled with rocks

Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry

Yo momma so ugly she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt

Yo momma so ugly she makes blind children cry

Yo momma so ugly she scared the stitches off Frankenstein

Yo momma so ugly she scares roaches away

Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back

Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

Yo momma so ugly she'd scare the monster out of Loch Ness

Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were a crime, she’d get the electric chair

Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were an Olympic event, she would be the dream team

Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her

Yo momma so ugly that you father takes her to work with him, just so he doesn't have to kiss her good-bye

Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday

Yo momma so ugly the kids call her Lassie and feed her biscuits

Yo momma so ugly the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it

Punchlines that can end your life!

Hi people,

How has your week been? Well, I started my week with....


(PAUSE...WE NOW INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM TO BRING YOU "YO MOMMA SO UGLY JOKES")


Yo momma so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with an application
Yo momma so ugly and fat, Greenpeace mistook her for an endangered elephant
Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her
Yo momma so ugly even the elephant man paid to see her
Yo momma so ugly even the tide won't take her out
Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone
Yo momma so ugly her dentist treats her by mail-order
Yo momma so ugly her face is closed on weekends
Yo momma so ugly her face was on fire and I had to use a snow shovel to put it out
Yo momma so ugly her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo momma so ugly her parents had to feed her with a slingshot
Yo momma so ugly her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel
Yo momma so ugly her pillow cries at night
Yo momma so ugly her shadow gave up
Yo momma so ugly hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats
Yo momma so ugly I can't even make a joke out of it
Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound
Yo momma so ugly I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back.
Yo momma so ugly if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away
Yo momma so ugly if ugly were bricks, she'd have her own projects
Yo momma so ugly if you looked up ugly in the dictionary her picture would be next to it
Yo momma so ugly it looks like she got hit with a hot sack of nickels
Yo momma so ugly it looks like she ran the 100 yard dash in a 90 yard gym
Yo momma so ugly it looks like she's been bobbing for french fries
Yo momma so ugly my dog took one look at her and ran away
Yo momma so ugly people at the circus pay money not to see her
Yo momma so ugly people at the Zoo pay cash so they DON't have to see her
Yo momma so ugly people go as her for Halloween
Yo momma so ugly people hang her picture in their cars so their radios don't get stolen

      NOW GET OUTTA HERE!!!!!!

Punchlines that give you black eyes O_0 Part 3

My punchlines give you black eyes like..like go kill yourself...7 pounds
I've been to hell and back..and made it back fine
black diamonds killing em ..black on black crime
Now can I live and if I can..can I live it up?
Imma squeeze life just enough to fill a cup

Check out these ridiculous pics I found on the web LMAO!!!

Punchlines that give you black eyes O_0 Part 2

I stepped on a flower, foot on the petal, good wasn't home, so I set off for better, I'm on my way to get it but 'get it' got shot, so I guess I gotta work with the little bit I got!
              NOW I'M LIKE HEY!, I LIKE THE VIEW FROM HERE
Check it out!

Look at these ridiculous pictures I found on the web

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Don't mind this one

Watch this 13 sec video, a man set flying out of a car in an accident Click here

Punchlines that give you black eyes O_0

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Nah..who am I kidding!? 

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''Humour Me With Punchlines"                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             (Too awesome for a title don't you think?)

The Topic for the week is written above "Punchlines that give you black eyes O_0 ". But since I just started this weblog, I would like to brief my audience on the type of post to be expecting here(Do I sound too formal? do well to comment).I don't talk much so I don't write much.