Yo Momma Part 3

Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!

Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!

Yo momma so fat her blood type is ragu.

Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping

Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets

Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas

Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her

Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whoelband skips

Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones

Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through

Yo momma so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps

Yo momma so fat that she can't tie her own shoes

Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs

Yo momma so fat she can't reach her back pocket

Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn-X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back

Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth

Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures

Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard

Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles

Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl

Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it

Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"

Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow

Yo momma so fat she uses I-95 for a Slip 'n Slide

Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks

Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts

Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet

Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship

Yo momma so fat she accidently got a 757 caught in her teeth

Yo Momma soo FAT!! Part 2

Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.  

Yo momma so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway.

Yo momma so fat I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of her!

Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.

Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear, "Caution! Wide Turn."

Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read, "One at a time, please."

Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!

Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...

Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.

Yo momma so fat , her legs are like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the good side!

Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose

Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!

Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!

Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!

Yo momma so fat her belly button's got an echo

Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!

Yo momma so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock

Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out

Punchlines that ....Yo Momma so FAT!

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Yo momma so fat her waist size is equator!

Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!

Yo momma so fat shes on both sides of the family.

Yo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!

Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Yo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!

Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued."

Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo momma so fat we're in her right now.

Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.

Yo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.

Yo mamma so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off her

Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.

Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling, "Free Willy!"

Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo momma so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay!"

Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say, "Taxi!"

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Punchlines that...NEVER MIND!!! Yo Momma!

YO MOMMA SO STUPID JOKES

Yo momma so stupid she studied for a drug test!

Yo momma so stupid, she thought, "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink

Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved

Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order

Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone

Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money

Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight

Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund

Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept

Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put, "O.K."

Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread

Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners

Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch

Yo momma so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home

Yo momma so stupid she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain

Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

Yo momma so stupid she told everyone that she was, "Illegitiment" because she couldn't read

Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ

Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice

Yo momma so stupid she asked you, "What is the number for 911?"

Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out

Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl

Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back

Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train

Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?" she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."

Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif

Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean