Yo Momma So Fat Jokes Continues...

Yo momma so fat to her, "light food," means under 4 Tons

Yo momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals

Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ

Yo momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development

Yo momma so fat she won, "Miss Bessie the Cow 94."

Yo momma so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she’d have to take his word for it

Yo momma so fat when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'

Yo momma so fat she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it

Yo momma so fat folk exercise by jogging around her

Yo momma so fat when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time

Yo momma so fat she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy

Yo momma so fat she make Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie

Yo momma so fat NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer

Yo momma so fat she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm

Yo momma so fat small objects orbit her

Yo momma so fat she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic

Yo momma so fat when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips

Yo momma so fat when she farted she launched herself into orbit

Yo momma so fat she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her...behind Mount Everest

Yo momma so fat when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol

Yo momma so fat she could be the eighth continent

Yo momma so fat she nearly put Safeway out of business

Yo momma so fat the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity

Yo momma so fat her graduation photo was an aerial

Yo momma so fat when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball

Yo momma so fat she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic

Yo momma so fat her fave food is seconds

Yo momma so fat her belt size is Equator

Yo momma so fat she eats Desert out of a Trash Can lid

Yo momma so fat she wears an 'X' jacket and Copters attempt to land on her

Yo Momma Part 3

Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!

Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!

Yo momma so fat her blood type is ragu.

Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping

Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets

Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas

Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her

Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whoelband skips

Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones

Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through

Yo momma so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps

Yo momma so fat that she can't tie her own shoes

Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs

Yo momma so fat she can't reach her back pocket

Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn-X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back

Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth

Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures

Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard

Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles

Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl

Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it

Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"

Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow

Yo momma so fat she uses I-95 for a Slip 'n Slide

Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks

Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts

Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet

Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship

Yo momma so fat she accidently got a 757 caught in her teeth

Yo Momma soo FAT!! Part 2

Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.  

Yo momma so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway.

Yo momma so fat I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of her!

Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.

Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear, "Caution! Wide Turn."

Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read, "One at a time, please."

Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!

Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...

Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.

Yo momma so fat , her legs are like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the good side!

Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose

Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!

Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!

Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!

Yo momma so fat her belly button's got an echo

Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!

Yo momma so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock

Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out

Punchlines that ....Yo Momma so FAT!

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Yo momma so fat her waist size is equator!

Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!

Yo momma so fat shes on both sides of the family.

Yo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!

Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Yo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!

Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued."

Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo momma so fat we're in her right now.

Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.

Yo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.

Yo mamma so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off her

Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.

Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling, "Free Willy!"

Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo momma so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay!"

Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say, "Taxi!"

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